WASS ‘ayↄↄↄ’ was the usual refrain from
colleagues when one questioned the absurdities of the conditions in West Africa
Secondary School (WASS) in the mid-eighties. In pigeon English, the expression
translates ‘WASS we dey’ to wit, this is
the WASS way. Until 1988 when it was relocated to Adenta, the school was
located in Accra New Town. When we enrolled in 1984, the place was good for
anything but a school. The disjointed shacks that passed for classrooms had
seen better days. The notorious Texaco boys who had in their fold some of the
most dreaded armed robbers (some of whom were executed by firing squad ) of the
time were not only our closest neighbors but also shared classrooms,
dormitories and any of the scarce free space around the school with us. Our classrooms were their sleeping place and
the ware house for their staple- marijuana -which they stored in the broken ceilings.
On many occasions, when nature called, they responded right there in the
classroom. Because of the latter activity, students and teachers alike will abandon
the classroom for days until some of us felt we’d missed our lessons long
enough, so we will spread some ash on the excreta and sweep out the
abomination in order to get a few teachers back. Thanks to those days at WASS,
some of us witnessed ‘action’ beyond what was created in Hollywood. On a couple of occasions soldiers we
believed were commandos, stormed the place during school hours and played
‘dzulo ke police’ with the Texaco boys. We ran and ducked at the sounds of the
guns and enjoyed the cowboy stories when the raid was over. I have come to realize that it was not just
the WASS way, but to a large extent it is the Ghanaian way. I still can’t explain why parents didn’t put
any pressure on the politicians to get the school moved many years before a
students’ agitation forced the issue, but if you need convincing, there it is,
Ghana ‘ayↄↄↄ’ – it is the Ghanaian
flavor, the politician’s haven, where the applause for mediocrity is so loud
nobody can hear the cries of neglect.
When Ghana hosted the African Nations Cup final in 2008,
game tickets were sold in advance and tied to seats. Imperfect as the system
was in those days, I was one of those who thought it was a great first step and
that civilization had arrived. How wrong I was. On my way to watch Ghana vrs
Malawi at the Accra sports stadium on the 8th of September 2012, I
heard some sport commentators lamenting the seeming lack of interest from Accra
fans as seen from the empty seats in the stadium thirty minutes to kickoff.
Ironically, when I got to the stadium less than fifteen minutes to kickoff,
there were hundreds of fans outside the gate looking for tickets to go watch
the match. Officially, tickets had run out. A friend of mine managed to get us
VIP gate GH₵20
tickets. After paying for what is supposed to be a luxury seat, we watched the
entire game standing with many others because there were no empty seats. We ran
from the eastern to the western section with the same results-no seats. The VIP
tickets sold outnumbered the seats available. Incidentally, the VIP section was
the only section in the stadium that didn’t have empty seats. When we finally
took our stand to watch the match, we had to endure a nauseating stench from
the toilets that stayed with us for the duration of the match. No body warned
us that the toilet cleaners had joined the popular single spine strikes, so it
must be for shortage of Dettol and other cleaning materials on the market. A
couple who were bold enough to bring their less than 6 months old baby to watch
the game swapped seats to no avail. I
couldn’t help laughing at the sight of a couple of radio commentators running Twi
commentary with mobile phones pressed to their heads as they struggled for
space and view. They stretched their sentences to make up for un-sighted
actions on the field. The next time you hear an incoherent commentary drowned
in the stadium chants, just understand that it is part of the Ghanaian flavor.
Perhaps the radio station was not accredited to use the commentary box leaving
the commentators to jump over spectators to bring you what they can see.
Fifty-five years
after independence, we make ticketing for a football game look like rocket
science. I recall a day in the eighties when a red-eyed rough looking guy
walked up to a spectator at the chair-less popular stand of the Accra sports
stadium, and insisted that he owned the spot where the latter stood to watch
the game, because he always watched his game from that spot. When the spectator
refused to give up the spot, he ended up with a cracked skull. It seems we
haven’t moved far from such madness. There are those of us who wish that the
stadium will be made family friendly so we can comfortably watch games with the
whole family. We will love to buy tickets and be assured of our seats before we
head to the stadium. We will love to walk through the gates without harassment,
get into the seats that we have paid for without contending with matadors and
enjoy the whole atmosphere at the stadium. It is not fair that we are estopped
from enjoying a stick of kyikyinga (kebab) during recess by the lack of good
cleaning program at the toilets. There is no value in messy queues at the gate that enrich pickpockets. It seems there is greater demand for the
sheltered seats at the VIP stands; can
someone stretch the shelter to cover more sections in the stadium? Wishful
thinking, Ghana ayↄↄↄ, we’re doing just fine, who cares?
On the match itself, it was difficult to miss the fitness of Asamoah
Gyan or the lack of it. The baby jet seems to have lost his speed and
sharpness. He tried to conceal his lethargy with needless appeals to the
referee for assistance. There were many, especially in England, who could not
fathom why a 26 year old talented striker will abandon the highly competitive
English premier league for the less glamorous league in the Emirates. But most
of those guys do not know what it means to grow up in Africa. They will never understand that for most
Ghanaian talents, your short football career is also your one shot to rescue
not just you, but your family from poverty. They know nothing about football
age. Over here, for lack of a meal, many
former football greats perish, so when presented with the chance to play in an
obscure league in the Middle East for three times what he was making in the glamorous English
premier league, Asa ,as the English love to call him, had a decision to make.
He could choose to gamble on his talent to make him both famous and rich in
good time, or he could choose to grab the riches immediately and risk getting
lost on the radar of world football, and he chose the latter. It is for good reason that many great players
only choose to play at the emirates at the twilight of their careers, but for
Gyan, he abandoned the challenge of the great leagues, the dream of conquest,
and attempting to upstage the very best in the greatest theaters of the game.
He may have made a great economic decision , but it seems the decision is
already having a toll on his game. He must find ways of keeping his game at the
top in the absence of true competition, or risks becoming a proverb. If he
continues to flop like he has done of late playing for the national team, the Sheiks
may soon change his status from a footballer to Liaison officer for Africa
Affairs, and the next time the Sheiks approach a talented player in a high
flying league, his manager will call on
the proverb- remember Asamoah Gyan.
Gyan has had a great career so far in the shirts of Ghana but
there is still a lot for him to achieve. Almost a goal every two matches, two
world cup appearances, BBC Africa player of the year and an African cup final are enviable achievements. But he
is yet to win a cup or the CAF Africa footballer of the year prize. His penalty
miss also denied Africa its first semi-final place in the world cup, a record
he must be hungry to correct. Soon, an African country will make it to the
semifinal and the final, and nobody will remember the nearly men of 2010.
Realistically, Asamoah has only one chance to correct this in 2014. But the
question is, is he hungry for these and more? Asa could just have told himself ,
"Onipa beyee bi, na w'ammeye ne nyinaa” to
wit “Man came to accomplish a part, not the
whole” when he embarked on project Middle East. He might have looked at his CV
and assured himself, “kitiwa biara nsua”, no achievement is too small.
Politicians get applauded for commissioning KVIP in the 21st century,
he has done better than that, “Ghana ayↄↄↄ”. No one can begrudge him for
choosing the millions, but Ghana must look for our goals to take as to the next
world cup, and it seems we must look beyond Gyan.